Comedic Fortune Telling

Curious about what the future holds but fancy a side of fabulous with your fortune?

Our comedic drag fortune tellers blend mystical arts with side-splitting humour, delivering cosmic insights wrapped in glamour and wit that will have your guests queuing for readings whilst howling with laughter at our uncannily accurate (or hilariously outrageous) predictions!

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How it works

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We reply with any clarifications required / further details we need. We agree fee, duration, and any further customisations at this stage.
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We post your event to our performers to check interest and availability.
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We put forward the performer we believe would be best suited to your event (or for £50 you can choose yourself from everyone available).
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If you're happy with the performer, We confirm invoicing and any further logistical details with you.
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You either pay a £50 deposit or the full amount (if less than 1 week to your event).
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We send you a summary of all the details we've discussed, connecting you with your performer to further refine creative details.
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You pay the balance at least 7 days before your event and your performer delivers a fun, fruity, fabulous experience for you!
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What's included

Add a touch of mystical hilarity to your celebration with our comedic fortune telling experiences! Our fabulous drag oracles will peer into crystal balls, shuffle Pokemon cards or spread Uno decks with dramatic flair, delivering fortunes that blend outrageous predictions with surprisingly insightful observations. Watch as your guests queue up for their chance to glimpse into a future that’s equal parts prophetic and preposterous.

Wondering if this unique entertainment will suit your gathering? From corporate parties seeking something different to hen dos craving memorable moments, our mystical performers adapt their divinatory arts to suit any occasion. They’ll have your guests simultaneously laughing at the absurdity whilst secretly wondering if there might be a grain of truth in those wildly entertaining predictions. It’s fortune telling reimagined—where the real magic lies in creating moments of connection, laughter and shared memories!

Standard Comedic Fortune Telling Package

Duration

1 hour

Performers

1

Max Participants

30

Cost

£400

The standard package is the fastest way to find a performer because we choose the performer for you.

If you would like to attract better talent, you can increase the fee you are offering.

As a ball park, around the £650 we get good interest, £900+ attracts the most experienced performers.

Your event must be located within the M25 in London.

You will be able to further discuss the creative with your performer once we have selected them and put them in touch with you.

Please note that if you do not provide an adequate PA system with microphones, then the performer will NOT perform any live singing, but can still play games/lip sync etc.

Customise Your Comedic Fortune Telling

For an extra fee you can give us a bit more information about the following customisations:

  • Choose from a selection of performers (where possible – for unique skills there may not be multiple options).
  • Longer duration than the standard package.
  • A larger group/audience or more performers than included in the standard package.
  • Make custom song requests outside of the performer’s repertoire.
  • Locations beyond London / alternative routes (if selecting a tour).
  • We provide a PA with microphones and transport to/from the venue.
  • Unique requests that are specific to your event.

 

If you would like customisations, we will need to discuss the minimum cost, which we will do so over email.

For any of the above, please select "Customised Package" in the booking form.

When booking through Dragged Around London, you get our assurance that performers are:

  • Vetted by us personally to match our work ethic
  • Working legally
  • Covered by our Public Liability Insurance
  • Have backups in case of any last-minute cancellations.